Tuesday, February 22, 2005

 

Cutting It Off Was Bad Enough, But Did You Have to Flush It Down the Toilet?

An Anchorage man is recuperating after having his severed penis reattached. The separation of man and penis was handled by 35-year-old Kim Tran, who did the job with a kitchen knife while the man's arms were tied to a window handle. Tran then flushed the Johnson down the toilet, where it was later retrieved by a city worker. It seems that the incident occurred because the man wanted to break up with Tran. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned... Source

Comments:
Well, he just lost his Johnson.

The guy in Texas killed his girlfriend (pregnant) and her 7 year old son because she told him to leave his wife or she was leaving him.

Hell hath no fury like a man scorned.

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LMAO. Having sex with someone you're trying to break up with is just a bad idea. But letting someone you're trying to break up with tie your hands so you're defenseless...this guy was obvisouly thinking with his penis and that's why he found himself penisless in the end. groovebunny
 
I read the story about the guy in Texas, but declined to include it here. It's really quite hard to find good news stories that you can goof on, because they're usually so damn depressing and sad that it wouldn't be right to make fun of them. Guy killing his girlfriend, her little boy, and his unborn child: not funny. Man getting his pee-pee cut off and flushed down the toilet: kinda funny.
 
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