Wednesday, February 09, 2005

 

The Next Thing You Know, It Will Be Illegal to Show Your Wee-Wee In Public

A bill is making its way through the legislature that would impose a $50 penalty on anyone intentionally exposing their underwear in public. The proposed law is aimed primarily at urban youth and the low-riding baggy-pants style that is now in fashion. The bill, which already passed in the House and will go to the Senate next, makes the Republican party look like the symbolic equivalent of a crotchety old man muttering to himself and yelling at all of the neighborhood children to "pull up your goddamn pants, you little bastards." Source

# posted by Rob @ 2:21 PM
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We almost ran over a kid a few years ago whose pants hit the street as he was crossing. So, it's for their own safety as well! ;^)

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# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:10 AM
 
I failed to mention that this is not a national law, but one specific to the state of Virginia. If passed, I'm sure it will eventually end up on one of those lists of goofy laws, like "it's illegal to open an umbrella on Main Street during the month of December."
# posted by Blogger Rob : 9:07 AM
 
As of yesterday this was shot down in the Senate committee.

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# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:30 PM
 
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