Thursday, February 03, 2005

 

Now That's One Way of Getting Drunk I Haven't Tried Before

A Texas woman has been indicted on homicide for giving her alcoholic spouse a "killer enema." Tammy Warner gave her husband Michael an enema using sherry, causing his blood-alcohol level to rise to an amazing .47 percent. Authorities are horrified because the enema was administered in the morning, and everyone knows that sherry is usually considered to be a drink for in-between meals. Source

Comments:
Cue the rim-shot!

;-)
 
Cue the rim-shot!

;-)
 
She misunderstood his care instructions. She was supposed to give him a shot IN his arse, not a shot UP his arse.
 
Hi honey. Can you give me a sherry enema after dinner? Thanks! How does one even work that into a conversation to begin with??? lol groovebunny
 
He was on a stepladder putting a bulb in, and he slipped and fell and the bottle of sherry went right up there.
 
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