Friday, February 11, 2005
This Sounds Just Like a Porno Movie, Only With Penguins
A group of penguins in a German zoo seem to have homosexual tendencies, with the male birds trying to mate with other males. Zoo officials think their behavior may simply be because of a total lack of females (good guess), so they're bringing in some Swedish penguins in an attempt to "un-gay" them. The plan has homosexual groups outraged, because they feel the penguins should make their own choices about their sexuality. Note to self: Cancel trip to Germany, too. On second thought, avoid Europe altogether. Source