Friday, February 11, 2005

 

What Is the Deal With the British and Their Testicles?

Another man in Britain is without his complete set of testicles today after one was ripped off by his ex-lover. The woman, furious because she was denied sex, grabbed the man's left testy and tore it off. She then attempted to hide the evidence in her mouth before a friend of hers returned the ball to its rightful owner. In related news, I am cancelling my trip to London planned for later this year. Source

Comments:
Yow. Y'know, I'm not even going to ask how and why his testicles were so accessible for enraged mutilation if he had broken up with her and was refusing to have sex with her...
 
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