Wednesday, March 09, 2005
If McDonalds Food Is Ever Healthy, You Can Hang Me By My McNuggets
In an attempt to portray itself as a healthier place to eat--and reduce the mounting number of obesity lawsuits--restaurant chain McDonald's has announced a new advertising campaign that focuses on healthy living. To lighten their menu, they'll be introducing some new salads and substantially reduce the amount of trans-fatty acids in their food products. In line with the new marketing campaign, the loveable but portly character Grimace will be forced to lose at least 200 pounds and Mayor McCheese will become Mayor McCottage Cheese. Source
