Monday, March 28, 2005

 

I'll Have the Enormous Omelet Sandwich, Please. And While You're At It, Just Put a Bullet In My Head

Burger King is poised to start selling a brand new breakfast sandwich that consists of one sausage patty, two eggs, two slices of American cheese, and three strips of bacon. Dubbed the "Enormous Omelet Sandwich," the item will contain 730 calories and 47 grams of fat. To prevent costly lawsuits against the restaurant chain, the sandwich will also come with a nitroglycerin pill for anyone suffering the inevitable heart attack brought on by eating something so unhealthy. Source

# posted by Rob @ 9:42 AM
Comments:
Damn that sounds good where do I get one now :-)
Actually it really does, and I am skinny 6 foot 3 inch guy hehe
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:46 AM
 
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