Tuesday, March 08, 2005
New Study Confirms the Obvious
A new study by Wendy Slutske (giggle, giggle) of the University of Missouri at Columbia has reached the shocking conculsion that young people in college drink more than their counterparts who are not attending college. Slutske (heh, heh) also found that the non-students who did drink were more likely to be addicted to the sauce. One likely reason for non-students to drink less is because they have jobs--which is probably also why they're more likely to be alcoholics. Source
